“Why isn’t there a place to Put Stupid people yet?”
George Carlin! <3 RIP
He was one of the Greatest!
(Source: sneakydad)
“The Greatest trick God played on you was making you all think he existed- me lol”
“Life Seems to be just one big performance. And EVERYONE is a performer. Priests, Politicians, Business men and women, Parents, teachers, etc. It all seems like an act to me and I don’t know if I Like that I can see it or hate that its like this. I Guess I’m performing right now. Wish me luck I hope I Knock them all Dead. - Me”
“I don’t know what you all believe and I don’t really care. But you have to Admit Beliefs are odd. Christians wear crosses around their necks, do you think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a Fucking Cross? - Bill Hicks”
Out of Curiosity, are we as a race losing the sense of self control? Now for the moment I’m going to direct this to the people that feel the need to fight and argue over the fact that they want nutrition information for everything (yes EVERYTHING) they eat. Ha who am I kidding, they get more than a moment in my book considering I’m fucking writing about them. This has gotten to the point to where people want their food weighed. As if the event they have some calorie overdose or that them gaining some weight is based on the servers performance ya know? I mean why blame ourselves when we can blame the people who we REQUESTED the food from knowing what it could cause (weight gain, higher blood pressure, even all around unhealthiness) and paying for it with this knowledge. Its like Buying smokes and suing the store clerk because you got addicted to them. Stupid reason but in this Mindless culture I’m sure it can be done where a lawyer will actually find reasonable cause to sue for this obvious outcome. Still sounds stupid? Its happened where two stupid fucking people sued McDonald’s because they ate too many Bigmacs. They even came out with a movie where some dipshit ate nothing but McDonald’s for a month. “Well he pointed out the fact that fast food chains are wrong where they say this is healthy to eat” NO NO he pointed out the fact that most of you dumb fucks who believe this bullshit are week minded pricks and believe everything that you are fucking told. You don’t like to think for your self and to me you deserve to live and eat as a Fucking health risk. Putting Nutrition facts on fast food is not going to make your food healthier. And weighing ice cream isn’t going to make you fat ass any thinner either if I may say. Why should I take extra steps in my work day to make sure that your dependable weak minded ass stays thin? If you really cared about your health and weight you would have a little more self control. Maybe just eat some now and save the rest for later(in other words you don’t need to finish your food in one fucking sitting) if you really cared about your Calorie intake for the day. Notice that I’m not college grad and I thought about that on my own. People are fucking stupid. No one thinks(not even on their own) and everyone wants everything told to them or done for them. They want their cell phone to do the thinking or Inconvenience everyone else to think for them. Thats how it is today for many. Like George Carlin would say “Garbage in/ Garbage Out.” And every label with Nutrition facts at fast food places should have another label saying “Are you Kidding me?” and right after you read that someone comes and smacks you in the back of the head you fucking nimrod.
“The Right People Never Get Hurt”
“Paranoia- You only have to be right once to make it all Worthwhile”
“Morality is the best of all the Devices for leading Mankind by the Nose
- Nietzsche”
“Hey Look! My dingy is bigger than your whole Boat!”